Monday, August 31, 2009

Yes... Its 2009, also the 52nd year of Malaysian Independence.
Yes~ We are out of British hands. We have our own land. We have our really awesome food from the Malays, Chinese, Indians & other foreign country food.

Yes, as our age, we do enjoy the convenience of local mamak or kopitiam or any great food restaurant.
And also shopping complex and CCs and Roller Arenas or Bowling alleys blablabla.

Happy 52nd Independence to Malaysia. Hope that the political corruption will stop, Najib will think further and WISELY in country development in the future and the present.
And from the DDZ and other students in this country, WE pray and hope that the minister of education won't make anymore stupid decisions anymore.
ALSO, LOWER the TAX PRICE FOR EVERYTHING LA wtf... =.= soo expensive how to buy? how to make money? how to marry and have stable life? how to go enjoy life? how to kao lui? how to help the country? lol
(But for now, this really ins't important)

But never the less
The DDZs wishing you

HAPPY MERDEKA MALAYSIA!

May Malaysia remain peaceful and harmony.

Btw, here is some pictures of the 5 Prime Ministers of Malaysia of the past 50 Years
XD



And for some reason, the picture of Dr.Mahathir Looks ALOT like my dad o.O


(This post is kinda.. lol i dun know xD)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Its the holidays again, and i can tell you this post is nothing but a bored boy sitting on his hotel bed in Kuching suffering from the slow wifi.

Well people, you've guessed it. I'm bored, i have no life, thats why i'm wasting my time and your time (if you are reading this) LOL. Anyway i know this ain't funny, and it will never be,

Anyway just an update to let you guys know we are still alive and not dead yet (touchwood touchwood).

JJ now i'm guessing as we speak is out side eating.
Xin Han should be having his holidays at his grannis's house.
WeiWei is now, as we speak sitting on his bed wasting his time typing typing typing and wasting your time. LoL.

I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but thank you soo much for reading this... hahahahahaha.

Sunday, August 16, 2009








Finally...i've got to post this post. Thx to our Professional Camera Man a.k.a
Chong Kern Wei got a lot of funny pics perhaps? Ok, time for the
flashback~~

It all started on a rainy day... When i was still in car4 cutting
my yucky hair...WeiWei called... He told me that he will be reaching my
house abt half an hour... But since my momma is doin her "hair treatment"..so i when to fetch Kiat Heng..(New Member) He walked from his home to Carefour!
He was standing at the opposite side of the road...Lambo's, Bugatti's, Porshe, Ferrari, Rubbish Truck, DBKL lorry, Tilam vendor lorry, Dog, Cat,
Human,
Machine, Dust, Michael Jackson and watever passed through the road... Its extremely dangerous.. He get ready..then he............crossed the road. ( of course
he does that)
After fetching him, we went to Station Kopitiam to have some drinks or watever ( we dont encourage u to go there, they take 20mins to get 3 drinks) All of a sudden... we say 'HIM'
(OMG!!!! IZIT TRUE?! YES!!! IS HIM!!!!) OMG!!! its 'HIM'!!! his aura was to powerful...i can fell the presence of him even by a metre... Who is h
e???? He is.
.... Yap Yu Hon! Why is he so special?? Well he is our class joker...his jokes
make u laugh even wh
en u forget abt it...Yap Yu Hon is known as.. Ms.Pink, The Joker, Jolin Tsai, Mr.Tall Guy, Yu Hon? o.O, 'Kang Kang', Yap and 神仙哥哥..After that long tr
ip to that Kopitiam (LOL) We called Chien ( Which is our new member too)...It was damn funny when i called him...His crab got lost == According to Chien or ChienChien, Cuddly, Mr.cutey, Jun Chien watever... He said that he bought 6 crabs...then i of the crabs were taken away by E.T's...(Wtf...)
Now, WeiWei and XH is waiting at the lobby of my condo for 30minutes...Then, something bad happened...Its raining.... It broke our pla
ns!! our drea
m! our destiny!!! our watever!!!But it stopped instantly when we swim...==

Ladies and Gentleman...This is...Our NerD Family!! (Vie
wer's Discretion is advised)


OMG!!! IT BURNS MY EYES!!!



I'm very sorry for some disturbing PicS.. now. Tis are the Freestyle'S










Look At His Hair!!! (Looks like Dai Lou!!!)Sorry guys...For putting this post dead so damn long... Today i m gonna finish it now, 19.58
sharp.

As i was saying...We jumped down from 13floor to the swimming pool, and we kinda have some fun, under Mr.WeiWei's guidance for how to take of ur normal attire we managed to take of our T-Shirts LOL... The Sky was Dark..Strong winds were blowing...Human
s are running back home.. Onli the extremely crazy 5 members of DaoDaoZai went to the swimming pool...
After some bla bla bla chit chat.. We went for some crazy 100% Home Make, Non-Edited video's and PicX.. ( These are pure extreme Noob stunt vid's ) Memang Banyak Gila
The same goes for the next few pics..

Cool dudes... Looks like KFC mascot ==
To be continued ( Dotaing)


Saturday, August 15, 2009

Like most Sundays, the DDZ's and their friends (Kiat Heng & Jun Chien) will spend most of it at JJ's house Dota-ing or PS2-ing.

But last Sunday, they've decided to do something new. Since there was a swimming pool 13 floors bellow JJ's house, they've all decided to get SEXY. They took off their shirts, followed by their bands, slowly pulled the zip, and made very sexy perverted sounds before they reviewed their secret weapon hiding under their pants. Which is..
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(Ready?)

Their swimming pants la, we called it a secret weapon becuz nobody knew what they were wearing. If u read the above, don't get yourself wrong, unless u have a very bien tai ham sap thinking brain. Haha

Anyway, after the DDZ's , Kiat & Chien got sexy, they'd took the lift down 13 floors till they've reached ground 0. While they were inside the lift, they've saw many scary pictures.
A unknown man that looked liked Osama bin Laden, holding a plastic bag, stealing ppl's shoes.
The picture looked dark and scary, WeiWei nearly pied in his pants. But luckily before he pied in his pants, they've reached ground 0, WeiWei quikly ran to the nearby toilet. After he finished his "eehem", he walked to the mini jacuzzi with the other boys.

While they were at the mini jacuzzi, they'd enjoyed the evening drizzle with some Chips.
Then they've got bored, and started making weird hair styles, Kiat Heng styled his hair to look like Rikkimaru (A Dota Hero), the David Beckham's old very very old hairstyle, then he also did an ET hairstlye.
Then, all the DDZ's brain thought of something at the same time. They've told everyone to push their hair flat into their head and make a Cockroach hairstlye (also known as Nerd Hairstyle).

After that, XH remembered something he always sees when he flushes the toilet bowl, what he remembered was the water spinning while the water gets flushed down. So, the boys started spinning around in the mini jacuzzi and made a mini water tornado. It was really alot of hard work to spin around many many many many times.

Then, WeiWei spotted something that really caught his attention, 4 big snails. So he took them and put them into a used Vitagen bottle, and collected more and more and more and MORE SNAILS. First, he made a joy-ride-cruise for the snails in the bottle, then a submarine. Then out of the blue, a yellow unused balloon fell from the sky, WeiWei suddenly went violent. He took all the snails and put them into the balloon. He filled it up with lots of water and drowned the snails. They threw the balloon high high into the sky, and when the balloon hit the floor, all the snails smashed to pieces. But some survived the plane crash. Very PRO SNAILS. Then WeiWei and XH took some nearly dead snails and threw them into the glass window, and splatted everywhere. Like a murder scene xDD Soo yeng xD

After all that, the Boys had their dinner together and cabut home le

These are some satellite images of the boys playing:
The torture of the snails happend here
The boys, After Dinner
The boys having dinner
This is how WeiWei should look when he was in the 1970s
The DDZs in the late 1960s

Monday, August 10, 2009

The latest event of The Scouts™ was its very own "Masakan Rimba"
(Also known as "Backwood Cooking")

Days before the "Masakan Rimba" event, the scouts were arrange into a few different groups. Luckily, the DDZ's were arranged into the same group (JJ, XH, Si Cong, Nar Nar (Wei Lok), WeiWei, Theng Xian & Another guy i forgot his name le..i will update this when i find his name out). So they had alot of planning to do.
JJ suggested to bring some chicken for that day, he also planned to buy some fish. And like most of the time, WeiWei always goes mad (in terms of imagination). At first, his very ambitious ideas were to deep fry all the chicken JJ bought like you would normally see on TV, all the big fire burning everywhere, chicken tossing everywhere blablabla... But his ambitious ideas were useless. Becuz 1st, there is no way we can build a stainless steel kitchen in less then 2 hours, and NOBODY has good cooking skills... (too bad...)

Days before the event, early in the cloudy gonna-rain morning, 8a.m. GMT+8, the DDZs and other scout members (Inclouding Hamster, Eddmun, Vania, JunMen, Sze Yin, Ka Shiong, Ting En & NarNar) went wood hunting (= walking a long distance from the school and end up near a housing area with alot of trees and chop some dry dead ones for later burning.) They walked from the school to about a km away. Through the journey, they've encountered many strange creatures.
They've saw dead cats (could be a week ago's body), a dead bird, a dead tree, a dead ant, and some dead rocks, followed with a dead car!

After 2 hours of "wood hunting", it soon started to rain. It was HEAVY. Everyone reached back to school safely but in a wet sweaty manner!

The event started with the traditional way for starting any scout meeting. Jun Men (Our going-to-be scout leader) Commanded :" AWAS! Peeeengakap! SENANG DIRI!" followed by "REHAAAATKAAN DIRI!". As many of the scouts listened to his command, they quickly raised their foot and BOOM in onto the ground. A mini earth quake was created from the force of 60+++ scout feet.

Soon after change into their half uniform, they quickly ran to the school field like "Sakai" (Orang sangat asli) becuz everyone was over excited.

DDZ's team were very new to the "new" way of cooking (old jungle way). Normally at home, they will either push and twist the fire ignition switch like a car and say: " WOW!! BLUE AND YELLOW FLAME!! AAAAAAHHHH!!". Or they will turn on the electric switch and press "On" with no fire but magnetic heat thing and whining jet sounds.

At first, they've saw everyone digging a mini hole into the ground, so they did dug a hole. Then they've saw people moving dried tree brunches to the hole, and so they did that.
Then they've saw people holding a mini box with red or green things sticking on the mini sticks.
They've also saw people scratching those mini sticks against the mini box.
And AMAZINGLY, they've saw FIRE bursting out of the mini sticks!
They've also saw people lighting up the dried tree brunches with the mini burning sticks.

They've copied every step they've seen and WALAH => FIRE!! but it didn't last long. The fire then quickly extinguished itself. So they've repeated the steps for many many many times, and suddenly, XH remembered something he learnt not long ago from his science class. He'd learnt that OXYGEN is needed for combustion. As soon as he tought about that, he and WeiWei and JJ started blowing as much air as possible into the hot brunches, and what did you know, FIRE!

JJ and XH quickly brought there chicken and fish to the nearest water resources to wash the dirt off, while WeiWei covered all his eggs into banana leaves and put them into direct fire. WeiWei at first taught his eggs will burn into black flakes blablabla. But 6 minutes later, he took the eggs back to their eating ground. He unwrapped the banana leaves and burnt his hand. Once the eggs cooled down, he cracked the eggs open. And what he found was astonishing, Hard Egg crust, and Soft egg core. What he really didn't expected but WOW. One words, YENG.

XH also cooked his chicken drum stick under the natural fire, with honey and chicken fat dropping and sizzling into the white hot firewood. It tasted sooo goood, ants started to chase him as soon as they sence the smell of the sweet damn nice chicken.

Hamster's group were cooking a whole chicken. It took about 2hours for it to cook. Even before it was done, everybody stoled a bite of Hamster's sizzling hot tasty chicken.

WeiWei later got abit bored, he took his pen knife out, and started to play CS (Counter Strike). He poked everyone with his sharp knife and annouced that :
"BloodyDeathZ has pwnd Sengod's head for 245 gold!
BloodyDeathZ drew first blood for 200 gold!"

Once everything was cooked, and everyone was done eating, everyone must help cleaning the rubbish they've created.

After all that, Mr.Richard Pang Khai Shuan was awarded with a bunch of badges for finishing his buku log USAHA followed by Sir.Alvin GUN.

After everything was done, everyone changed clothes and went home or eating.
DDZ's later went to have their proper lunch at a nearby local Mamak stall.
As usual, everyone called for a very traditional tasty Meggie Goreng.
What a day!

Pictures:
DDZs drinking Soya BEAN
Hamster made Chicken
Can you spot the fly?
Group photooo
JJ, please don't kill us
Look! flat head! Bien Bien

JJ and Ting Xian Killed somebody
Muushhh33 in action
NarNar's Fishhhyyyy!!! moommmmyyy!
The Girls and their FISH

Thursday, August 6, 2009

(2/2)

The final few weeks of primary schooling days for the DDZ's were to pass soon. Day by day, time past as the DDZ's had their final few times together at primary school with all their buddies.

It was the school's 2008 Graduation Night, CJ and WeiWei performed their freestyle dance (which kinda crappy but really fun) which they've worked soo hard to practice. But as soon as they started performing, the practices they've done had paid off successfully.
Most of the audience cheered and screamed as CJ ( the leng zai ) and WeiWei performed. CJ had a very gifted talent for dancing, he really made it look good. For WeiWei, he randomly showed something random that TO HIM thinks it looks good, but luckily his moves and action were huge and energetic. At least something worked. (Yeah right..)

The final few minutes of the graduation night was ending with happiness and pure sad missing tears of the eye. As students of 2008's Std6 waved and shaked their teachers and friends. But for some, the night was soo "high", they didn't shed a tear.

It was the final day of primary schooling for everyone and the DDZ's. Everyone was very emotional, for some students, it was the last day they would see each other. Tears of sadness dropped as the students shaked their hands with the teachers for the last time. As for WeiWei, thinking about alot of things that happend in the past. His eyes started to turn red, CJ (which was next to him) tought he had an eye infection. But soon, WeiWei finally dropped a tear to the ground.

It was the final few minutes before the last school bell would have rang. For the boys, they've enjoyed every minute of it. They'd said goodbye to their buddies and hugged them tightly before leaving the school.

At first, all the DDZ boys agreed to chose SMKBBSP as their new secondary school they would go for the near future. But sadly, the leader of DDZ, CJ, had some issues with his passport and some other things, the new school wouldn't let him study there. CJ had no choice but to choose a private school to study in. He chosed Kuan Cheng Private School in the end.
The 3 remaining DDZ boys JJ,XH & WeiWei remain going to SMKBBSP without CJ.
They've lost a leader, but they haven't lost a friend.

JJ, XH & WeiWei knew they wouldn't see CJ for a long time during the new schooling years. But during the holidays, they'd went out together and still hold the greatest "Brudderhood" they'd ever experienced.

During the new year (2009), JJ,XH & WeiWei started their first few days of secondary schooling. But sadly, they'd been arranged into different classes. JJ was put into 1H followed by Si Choong and other class mates from WeiWei's old class. JJ made alot of new friends easily since he had alot to chat about "DoTA" and other great topics.

XH was put into 1D, he was all alone, nobody that he knew there was from his old school. But not long, he started making new friends. But the first few days, it was still hard for him yo get use to the class.

As for WeiWei, he was put into 1E. He didn't know anybody except for a girl from his old school. WeiWei was a boring person and had no good topics to chat about. He was scared of light. He never dared to look into the bright lights coming from the window. It was hard for him to make friends.. Everybody in his class called him "Coolman" and the name sticked with him until now.
But fortunately, some boys approuched him and became friends.

The boys joined The Scouts™, they've made alot of Form4 friends, especially the HSC's (Handsome Club). The DDZ's went camping together at the school for their "ahli" badge. They also went to almost every camp fire that was held at other schools followed by other scouts they know at school.

Together, they reformed DaoDaoZai (DDZ) once again.



LOL act gay
SMK Santosa Campfire

End.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

(1/2)
In the near ends of 2008, the DDZ's were spending their last Childrens Day they will ever "really" have in their lives. It was the most unforgettable day for everyone Std6. ( DDZ's too! )

Anyway, everyone was hoping for a great start of the day. But unfortunately, for CJ & WeiWei, it wasn't a good started day... But ofcuz, when they first see each other at the crack of dawn of 17th October, they were ofcuz very very happy. Anyway, they didn't really enjoy they first few minutes of the day cuz first, they kena scold by some friends just becuz about 1 chair.. And also becuz their "brudderZ" ( also known as hing dai or DDZ punya member ) weren't in the same class. But anyway, they were also very happy becuz they get to bring phones to school and the teachers didn't really bothered them. (Oh, Cool!) Since WeiWei FINALLY had a cellphone, he was very very excited to bring his shiny new White Sony Ericsson™ K550i Cybershot™ to school and show to ANYONE he possibly can (he had a crappy K200i anyway.. ahah)
At that time, he was very attracted with the 2 Megapixel camera CYBERSHOT™ branding. So, he brought it to school and took blurry pictures he regretted. But still, he envied alot of other student's better cellphones. BUT, the most "ENVIED" phone was CJ's Nokia N81. CJ brought it to school, friends and buddies crouded him, CJ had a sudden feeling of "Glory" as everyone tries to get a piece of his NEW SHINY N81.

Anyway, after all that envying, CJ & WeiWei finally felt bored, and "balik kampung" to their "home town" 6////M (upgraded version of 5////M). When the first opened the door, balloons full of water started dropping on them followed by birthday "sticky glitter stuff" as 6////M's very own version of "The Greeting of the Aliens" (also known as " WOW GUYS!! YOU ARE BACK! WE MISSED YOU!" kind of era..)

While everything seems boring and normal in 6U, which looked like this:
The situation there at 6////M was very different from 6U ( CJ & WeiWei's class ), it had welcoming packet food (Twisties, Cheezles), BIG BIG LOVELY chocolate cakes, LOVELY egg sandwiches (WeiWei's fav), Sparkling Coke or Pepsi or Something black and sugary sweet and soda type liquid and ofcuz, the very traditional "DEEP FRIED HOT OILY LOVELY SMELL GOOD TASTE GOOD OMG I WANNA HAVE A BITE MMMMM I'M LOVING IT" fried chicken. (One word. YENG!)

Also one very unique thing about 6////M's way of celebrating the last children's day was BOOOOOMING REALLY LOUD MUSIC! The class's crappy basic computer speakers did well, they were loud enough, but not enough tremble and bass, so it wasn't that energetic, BUT WHO CARES?! MUSIC ROCKSASS MAN! The class looked something like this:

The boys enjoyed themselves with many jokes, laughs, man talks, boy talks, girl talks, ham sap ye, ham sap talks, traditional ham sap crotch grabbing, and lots more~

When it was time to go to the hall, the boys went back to their respective classes to packup everything they've left in the class. And when they've reached the hall, they wanted to sit together but too bad the teachers won't let them. Anyhow, the boys communicated via SMS. Before all the performances, traditional there will be alot of crap like speeches and so on blablablabla craps. During that time, WeiWei's very shining momment happend (One of his happiest days alive). A girl from his class (that he liked since the dawn of 2008) SMS'ed him and started chatting, he tought she was trying to find and friend just to chat for fun, but one msg strucked WeiWei's heart deeply with joy, the girl sent "520" (also means "i like you"). WeiWei did not know what to reply and replied "520 2" becuz he was too joyful and sent a crap msg across. But since that day, WeiWei and the girl became very close "uhum.. haha" (until for 5 months later).

It was very unforgettable for everyone, but for the boys of the early DDZ, it will stay in their hearts for ever as long as they live. They had one of the times, that cannot be rewind or repeated, together as one "Brudderhood" for glory, for light, for hope, for friendship, for brothership and for life.

As the clock reached 1p.m. sharp, the school bell rang. It was time for everyone to go home and remember the unforgettable day that happend in their hearts for ever. The boys JJ & XH went back home, while CJ and WeiWei stayed back to practice their "freestyle" dance (kinda crappy but, hey it was really fun!) for the school's 2008 Graduation Night that will be held in a few weeks to come.



(Left to right) JJ, WeiWei, Edwin, Chow yit, Woon Bing, Chia Lok (down)

(Left to right) XH, CJ, Wei Jun

Can you spot the leng lui? haha man man lai
(maybe you cant xD wateveh, good luck!)

(To Be Continued)

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Well since it was a starting of a "new year" (2007), I would say its "old".. BUT whatever..

ANYWAY.. at that time, Choong Shi Jie (or Mr.Tall Guy, or CJ, or Shi Beh, or WinXClubxx) was the class's
most Leng Zai and tallest guy. Everytime when he gets out from his seat or stand up, he will always bump his head on the cealing and make dust fall off and lands on everyone's head. Anyway, he has all the "Must-Need" for being very close to "Mr.Malaysia".
He is Tall, Young (ofcuz he is), Yeng, Cool, Clever, Nice, Talented, Rich, DEEP MANLY VOICE (since he was 10.. if i remember correctly) and a caring person. He also liked to stay healthy and have beautiful skin. He washes his face about 15 times a day (which is very very very very many many many many many times for a young boy xD)
He has all the gadgets a boy would need at that time, except for a PC and an Internet.
Anyway, he should now look something like this :






Lee Jia Jung
(also known as Jagung, Gung Lee, CornZ, KornZ, Gung Gung or Ah Gung or NutzrorZ or DeathGod217) was the class's most intelligent boy. But at that time, too bad he wasn't as leng zai as Shi Jie.
He had a "pet pet tou" hear style and was attracted to girls (yeah.. right..)
At that time, since none of us in the class or school ever played "DoTA" ( or Defence of the Ancient)
At that time, he was the best hardcore "DoTA-er" you could ever imagine....
But for now, he is still a pro DoTA player, but not hardcore.. Since his PC lagssss to hell...
He also had cool cars cool gadgets.
By now he should look like this fella :





And there was Lee Xin Han ( also known as The Great Han Ger or Simon or XH or Han Han or HH or Ah Han or lolxofking)
At that time, he was the class's most quite person, a best friend of WeiWei's, and also one of the most intelligent person you could ever imagine.
He was also very tall and had very very outstanding good results, a very cute type of hairstyle.
He is "The Good Boy", friendly, caring, pro DoTA player (now), cool, "OMG I WANNA HUG HIM" Leng Zai. =)
This was a secret spy photo of him :






And last but not least, the trouble make
Chong Kern Wei (Also known as WeiWei or WeiWeiZ or AhWeiZ or Mr.Z, sometimes called Chris or ChriZ or the very new Koala Bear or WuddleZ or Michael Jackon or CuddleZ or BloodyDeathZ)
It was that time, which was the end of the 2006 year-end school holidays, WeiWeiZ was a HARDCORE Mapler, he had a Lv50 IceMage but got band for no reason. So he started a Cleric, he chiong and chiong and chiong until breakfast dun eat, bath dun take bath.
He wanted to chiong his Cleric to Lv50. When school started, he was too busy chiong-ing until he didn't do his homework, study his spelling, and be the badass student of 2007 5M.
At that time, he had an ugly haircut. But for some reason, he had a magical Aura that attracted many girls ( haha yeah right...)
And now, like most of his friends, play DoTA, but he is very noob.. ( hopeless in any way or shape, size, colour, reason, car, human, machine, dog, cat or whatever.. haha)
He should look abit like this :


Or this :


(To Be Continued)

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