Sunday, September 27, 2009

26th September... It sounded something like

Mooncake Festival?
Hell yeah, it was our school's Mooncake Festival, held by the Chinese Society.

Been months after waiting, finally its here.
Months before the event, HSC + some Virusgang and some ppl started planning and preparing for the event.

DanGel from HSC asked WeiWei to make a video for the event.
WeiWei thought it will be kinda easy, well his 100% wrong, many challengers ahead that he wasn't aware...

While everyone was busy, WeiWei started shooting videos to introduce the people who worked hard for the event.
After shooting, theres the editing work, he never knew it will take him some time to do alot of the editing.
4 weeks of mass video shooting and editing, finally it was done...
Special thx to DanGel, for helping out with the editing, JJ, XH & XY for giving some ideas.

5pm, more and more people reached the school for the event.
In the beginning, it was something like a scout's camp fire. With explosions, fire, light, some wind, etc etc..

Their very cool idea was to pour Kerosene and burn their "theme logo" (月来月圆).

After dinner, it was the moment WeiWei has been waiting, nervously...
He was so scared it all went wrong, a cool crowd, no laughing.

Thankfully, that din't happen... at least some laughter =) phew..

After all that, it was time for the Chinese Society's play, cowd was kinda cool =X
But atleast some laughter... kinda scary...

Then it was time for the Ultimate BeatBoXx, by Jesper... Damn Pro
Crowd went wild, OMG... Xi Fu... SOo damn pro...

In the end, about 10pm, it ended, everyone went home, DDZ stayed back to help cuz they were waiting for everyone to go mamak.. Happy ending~ blabla







Saturday, September 26, 2009

Sry everyone for the past few weeks, our blog has been facing some technical problems.
In result, our blog has been dead for the last few weeks. Really apologize!

Anyway, 4 weeks ago, DDZ™ and The VirusGang (XinYi, WanQing, YeanChi, CheeChean & XiaoHui) went to the 100c Steamboat for a very crazy night (Not wild night, Dun misunderstand)
About 5pm, everybody arrived at the restaurant, WeiWei and his sis were 30mins late, XH was.. forgot what time he came =X jk jk

Anyway, they sat down on a Korean Style Table, Underground feet place and short tables. But that day, there were 10-11 ppl, so we where quickly moved to a normal table. (that kinda Sux.. nvm)

Soon, we started ordering very weird food, all the basic Steamboat food etc etc. But, JJ ordered something very strange, it was brown, sweet and it looked like a fish. We soon knew it was Unagi. Really Sedap.

Our tables were very unique, cuz each person gets their own steamboat pot. So no need to fight, but leh, not so "high". Each person get to set their temperature for their pot. WeiWei went mad and choose 250c, which was the max temperature. Smoke came out, fire nearly started. Ppl call 999, soon the fireman came. But it was a prank call. Actually, dreaming only =X

The VirusGaNg, very creative. Took the fish noodle paste, and made a wonderful looking white colour basic shit shape, complete with pointy sharp top =X

DDZ Even more creative, took their "shit", modified it with peanut souse, looked EVEN more like SHIT!

VirusGang, crazy jor, took their leftover food, made it into a "high class restaurant" punya food, look soo yeng. They also made a smiling mouse noodle thing.

DDZ, crazy liao, ordered 2 Capuchino, 2 Orange juice, and something else. In total, they had ordered RM17 worth of drinks. Really too rich liao =X Eat money =X
Really funny, 1 drink took about 30-1hour's time to reach our table, i know the counter may be abit "fare" away, but.. Thats just too long o.o i mean its just a drink only wad. Not a big lamb.

The whole table was full of burnt stuff, uncooked stuff, undercooked stuff, overcooked stuff, yellow egg-like stuff, shit-like fish noodle stuff, stuff, and human waste stuff (not shit, i mean dead skin and hair)

Soon it was about 10pm if i'm not wrong, 5 hours at the restaurant, it was time to pay the bill.
Recounting the bill took 45mins.

10ppl+mass ordering+i dun know+tax = RM301.90
MONEY NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH




DDZ~
RM7 Capuchino
MierdaLicious Shit-like fish noodles
Wow~ we eat alot~
Spot the differences

Weirdo
Holy-Shit~
VirusGang
VirusGang...

Monday, August 31, 2009

Yes... Its 2009, also the 52nd year of Malaysian Independence.
Yes~ We are out of British hands. We have our own land. We have our really awesome food from the Malays, Chinese, Indians & other foreign country food.

Yes, as our age, we do enjoy the convenience of local mamak or kopitiam or any great food restaurant.
And also shopping complex and CCs and Roller Arenas or Bowling alleys blablabla.

Happy 52nd Independence to Malaysia. Hope that the political corruption will stop, Najib will think further and WISELY in country development in the future and the present.
And from the DDZ and other students in this country, WE pray and hope that the minister of education won't make anymore stupid decisions anymore.
ALSO, LOWER the TAX PRICE FOR EVERYTHING LA wtf... =.= soo expensive how to buy? how to make money? how to marry and have stable life? how to go enjoy life? how to kao lui? how to help the country? lol
(But for now, this really ins't important)

But never the less
The DDZs wishing you

HAPPY MERDEKA MALAYSIA!

May Malaysia remain peaceful and harmony.

Btw, here is some pictures of the 5 Prime Ministers of Malaysia of the past 50 Years
XD



And for some reason, the picture of Dr.Mahathir Looks ALOT like my dad o.O


(This post is kinda.. lol i dun know xD)

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Its the holidays again, and i can tell you this post is nothing but a bored boy sitting on his hotel bed in Kuching suffering from the slow wifi.

Well people, you've guessed it. I'm bored, i have no life, thats why i'm wasting my time and your time (if you are reading this) LOL. Anyway i know this ain't funny, and it will never be,

Anyway just an update to let you guys know we are still alive and not dead yet (touchwood touchwood).

JJ now i'm guessing as we speak is out side eating.
Xin Han should be having his holidays at his grannis's house.
WeiWei is now, as we speak sitting on his bed wasting his time typing typing typing and wasting your time. LoL.

I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but thank you soo much for reading this... hahahahahaha.

Sunday, August 16, 2009








Finally...i've got to post this post. Thx to our Professional Camera Man a.k.a
Chong Kern Wei got a lot of funny pics perhaps? Ok, time for the
flashback~~

It all started on a rainy day... When i was still in car4 cutting
my yucky hair...WeiWei called... He told me that he will be reaching my
house abt half an hour... But since my momma is doin her "hair treatment"..so i when to fetch Kiat Heng..(New Member) He walked from his home to Carefour!
He was standing at the opposite side of the road...Lambo's, Bugatti's, Porshe, Ferrari, Rubbish Truck, DBKL lorry, Tilam vendor lorry, Dog, Cat,
Human,
Machine, Dust, Michael Jackson and watever passed through the road... Its extremely dangerous.. He get ready..then he............crossed the road. ( of course
he does that)
After fetching him, we went to Station Kopitiam to have some drinks or watever ( we dont encourage u to go there, they take 20mins to get 3 drinks) All of a sudden... we say 'HIM'
(OMG!!!! IZIT TRUE?! YES!!! IS HIM!!!!) OMG!!! its 'HIM'!!! his aura was to powerful...i can fell the presence of him even by a metre... Who is h
e???? He is.
.... Yap Yu Hon! Why is he so special?? Well he is our class joker...his jokes
make u laugh even wh
en u forget abt it...Yap Yu Hon is known as.. Ms.Pink, The Joker, Jolin Tsai, Mr.Tall Guy, Yu Hon? o.O, 'Kang Kang', Yap and 神仙哥哥..After that long tr
ip to that Kopitiam (LOL) We called Chien ( Which is our new member too)...It was damn funny when i called him...His crab got lost == According to Chien or ChienChien, Cuddly, Mr.cutey, Jun Chien watever... He said that he bought 6 crabs...then i of the crabs were taken away by E.T's...(Wtf...)
Now, WeiWei and XH is waiting at the lobby of my condo for 30minutes...Then, something bad happened...Its raining.... It broke our pla
ns!! our drea
m! our destiny!!! our watever!!!But it stopped instantly when we swim...==

Ladies and Gentleman...This is...Our NerD Family!! (Vie
wer's Discretion is advised)


OMG!!! IT BURNS MY EYES!!!



I'm very sorry for some disturbing PicS.. now. Tis are the Freestyle'S










Look At His Hair!!! (Looks like Dai Lou!!!)Sorry guys...For putting this post dead so damn long... Today i m gonna finish it now, 19.58
sharp.

As i was saying...We jumped down from 13floor to the swimming pool, and we kinda have some fun, under Mr.WeiWei's guidance for how to take of ur normal attire we managed to take of our T-Shirts LOL... The Sky was Dark..Strong winds were blowing...Human
s are running back home.. Onli the extremely crazy 5 members of DaoDaoZai went to the swimming pool...
After some bla bla bla chit chat.. We went for some crazy 100% Home Make, Non-Edited video's and PicX.. ( These are pure extreme Noob stunt vid's ) Memang Banyak Gila
The same goes for the next few pics..

Cool dudes... Looks like KFC mascot ==
To be continued ( Dotaing)


Saturday, August 15, 2009

Like most Sundays, the DDZ's and their friends (Kiat Heng & Jun Chien) will spend most of it at JJ's house Dota-ing or PS2-ing.

But last Sunday, they've decided to do something new. Since there was a swimming pool 13 floors bellow JJ's house, they've all decided to get SEXY. They took off their shirts, followed by their bands, slowly pulled the zip, and made very sexy perverted sounds before they reviewed their secret weapon hiding under their pants. Which is..
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(Ready?)

Their swimming pants la, we called it a secret weapon becuz nobody knew what they were wearing. If u read the above, don't get yourself wrong, unless u have a very bien tai ham sap thinking brain. Haha

Anyway, after the DDZ's , Kiat & Chien got sexy, they'd took the lift down 13 floors till they've reached ground 0. While they were inside the lift, they've saw many scary pictures.
A unknown man that looked liked Osama bin Laden, holding a plastic bag, stealing ppl's shoes.
The picture looked dark and scary, WeiWei nearly pied in his pants. But luckily before he pied in his pants, they've reached ground 0, WeiWei quikly ran to the nearby toilet. After he finished his "eehem", he walked to the mini jacuzzi with the other boys.

While they were at the mini jacuzzi, they'd enjoyed the evening drizzle with some Chips.
Then they've got bored, and started making weird hair styles, Kiat Heng styled his hair to look like Rikkimaru (A Dota Hero), the David Beckham's old very very old hairstyle, then he also did an ET hairstlye.
Then, all the DDZ's brain thought of something at the same time. They've told everyone to push their hair flat into their head and make a Cockroach hairstlye (also known as Nerd Hairstyle).

After that, XH remembered something he always sees when he flushes the toilet bowl, what he remembered was the water spinning while the water gets flushed down. So, the boys started spinning around in the mini jacuzzi and made a mini water tornado. It was really alot of hard work to spin around many many many many times.

Then, WeiWei spotted something that really caught his attention, 4 big snails. So he took them and put them into a used Vitagen bottle, and collected more and more and more and MORE SNAILS. First, he made a joy-ride-cruise for the snails in the bottle, then a submarine. Then out of the blue, a yellow unused balloon fell from the sky, WeiWei suddenly went violent. He took all the snails and put them into the balloon. He filled it up with lots of water and drowned the snails. They threw the balloon high high into the sky, and when the balloon hit the floor, all the snails smashed to pieces. But some survived the plane crash. Very PRO SNAILS. Then WeiWei and XH took some nearly dead snails and threw them into the glass window, and splatted everywhere. Like a murder scene xDD Soo yeng xD

After all that, the Boys had their dinner together and cabut home le

These are some satellite images of the boys playing:
The torture of the snails happend here
The boys, After Dinner
The boys having dinner
This is how WeiWei should look when he was in the 1970s
The DDZs in the late 1960s

Monday, August 10, 2009

The latest event of The Scouts™ was its very own "Masakan Rimba"
(Also known as "Backwood Cooking")

Days before the "Masakan Rimba" event, the scouts were arrange into a few different groups. Luckily, the DDZ's were arranged into the same group (JJ, XH, Si Cong, Nar Nar (Wei Lok), WeiWei, Theng Xian & Another guy i forgot his name le..i will update this when i find his name out). So they had alot of planning to do.
JJ suggested to bring some chicken for that day, he also planned to buy some fish. And like most of the time, WeiWei always goes mad (in terms of imagination). At first, his very ambitious ideas were to deep fry all the chicken JJ bought like you would normally see on TV, all the big fire burning everywhere, chicken tossing everywhere blablabla... But his ambitious ideas were useless. Becuz 1st, there is no way we can build a stainless steel kitchen in less then 2 hours, and NOBODY has good cooking skills... (too bad...)

Days before the event, early in the cloudy gonna-rain morning, 8a.m. GMT+8, the DDZs and other scout members (Inclouding Hamster, Eddmun, Vania, JunMen, Sze Yin, Ka Shiong, Ting En & NarNar) went wood hunting (= walking a long distance from the school and end up near a housing area with alot of trees and chop some dry dead ones for later burning.) They walked from the school to about a km away. Through the journey, they've encountered many strange creatures.
They've saw dead cats (could be a week ago's body), a dead bird, a dead tree, a dead ant, and some dead rocks, followed with a dead car!

After 2 hours of "wood hunting", it soon started to rain. It was HEAVY. Everyone reached back to school safely but in a wet sweaty manner!

The event started with the traditional way for starting any scout meeting. Jun Men (Our going-to-be scout leader) Commanded :" AWAS! Peeeengakap! SENANG DIRI!" followed by "REHAAAATKAAN DIRI!". As many of the scouts listened to his command, they quickly raised their foot and BOOM in onto the ground. A mini earth quake was created from the force of 60+++ scout feet.

Soon after change into their half uniform, they quickly ran to the school field like "Sakai" (Orang sangat asli) becuz everyone was over excited.

DDZ's team were very new to the "new" way of cooking (old jungle way). Normally at home, they will either push and twist the fire ignition switch like a car and say: " WOW!! BLUE AND YELLOW FLAME!! AAAAAAHHHH!!". Or they will turn on the electric switch and press "On" with no fire but magnetic heat thing and whining jet sounds.

At first, they've saw everyone digging a mini hole into the ground, so they did dug a hole. Then they've saw people moving dried tree brunches to the hole, and so they did that.
Then they've saw people holding a mini box with red or green things sticking on the mini sticks.
They've also saw people scratching those mini sticks against the mini box.
And AMAZINGLY, they've saw FIRE bursting out of the mini sticks!
They've also saw people lighting up the dried tree brunches with the mini burning sticks.

They've copied every step they've seen and WALAH => FIRE!! but it didn't last long. The fire then quickly extinguished itself. So they've repeated the steps for many many many times, and suddenly, XH remembered something he learnt not long ago from his science class. He'd learnt that OXYGEN is needed for combustion. As soon as he tought about that, he and WeiWei and JJ started blowing as much air as possible into the hot brunches, and what did you know, FIRE!

JJ and XH quickly brought there chicken and fish to the nearest water resources to wash the dirt off, while WeiWei covered all his eggs into banana leaves and put them into direct fire. WeiWei at first taught his eggs will burn into black flakes blablabla. But 6 minutes later, he took the eggs back to their eating ground. He unwrapped the banana leaves and burnt his hand. Once the eggs cooled down, he cracked the eggs open. And what he found was astonishing, Hard Egg crust, and Soft egg core. What he really didn't expected but WOW. One words, YENG.

XH also cooked his chicken drum stick under the natural fire, with honey and chicken fat dropping and sizzling into the white hot firewood. It tasted sooo goood, ants started to chase him as soon as they sence the smell of the sweet damn nice chicken.

Hamster's group were cooking a whole chicken. It took about 2hours for it to cook. Even before it was done, everybody stoled a bite of Hamster's sizzling hot tasty chicken.

WeiWei later got abit bored, he took his pen knife out, and started to play CS (Counter Strike). He poked everyone with his sharp knife and annouced that :
"BloodyDeathZ has pwnd Sengod's head for 245 gold!
BloodyDeathZ drew first blood for 200 gold!"

Once everything was cooked, and everyone was done eating, everyone must help cleaning the rubbish they've created.

After all that, Mr.Richard Pang Khai Shuan was awarded with a bunch of badges for finishing his buku log USAHA followed by Sir.Alvin GUN.

After everything was done, everyone changed clothes and went home or eating.
DDZ's later went to have their proper lunch at a nearby local Mamak stall.
As usual, everyone called for a very traditional tasty Meggie Goreng.
What a day!

Pictures:
DDZs drinking Soya BEAN
Hamster made Chicken
Can you spot the fly?
Group photooo
JJ, please don't kill us
Look! flat head! Bien Bien

JJ and Ting Xian Killed somebody
Muushhh33 in action
NarNar's Fishhhyyyy!!! moommmmyyy!
The Girls and their FISH

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