DaoDaoZai™'豆豆仔'

2010-05-09T07:33:00.000-07:00

Gong Hei ar Kern wei~~~OWH!!!

2H extreme DotA Match

2010-04-21T08:32:00.000-07:00

2H DotA Match
First round

Participant : Kern Wei vs Xin Han
Time: Saturday 8am
Observers: JJ, Chien

Participants please be ready for this match

2010-04-05T21:26:00.000-07:00

Since Our school got a "Mr Alex" come,we got a great song of it!!!Shut your fucking faces,Uncle Farkar!!

Check this Out!The original song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDmoDs8TXLE

Exam tips and tricks xD

2010-04-04T03:24:00.000-07:00

To all form 2 students, this is a special post for exam tips, cheats, hacks, tricks, and mods
Whoever or watever you are, you can view the links below to get some tips, hacks, mods, cheats, watever ==

Sejarah ( form 1 ) - http://www.scribd.com/doc/7975799/SejarahForm-1
Mathematics - http://recom.org/wiki/Mathematics_studying_tips

Cheats and Tricks - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91lQK5SCzlQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxqWt2bDnlY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZg_G8djiHY&feature=channel

DDZ admins, if u knw any study websites, pls post it on tis post, share it wif ppl =)
Tats all I can find == If it still cant help, then die lar

Official Report Of DDZ blog : Dead

2010-04-03T07:46:00.000-07:00

Ellow~~ JJ here, its been long since the last post =x Since DDZ Members
are lazy to upload new post now ==
Well, for fun, I will upload a post abt every member of DDZ xD

Name: Kern Wei ( Sentinel )
Status: Blur, In love, moody xD
Height: 175-177cm
Weight: 60-65kg
Hero Stats : Strength 33 ( Primary )
Agility 25
Intelligence 32
Hero Type : Strength
Movement Speed : 302
Skills : Burp - Deals 300 damage and slows nearby enemies for 55% / 15 sec CD
Pounce - Jumps 300 range and stuns target for 2.5 seconds if hit / 7 sec CD
Berserk ( Passive ) - Adds 15% MS / 10% Attack Speed per hit
Fudong - Deals 500 damage to target with 150 duration damage per second, stuns Target and slows target 75% for 7 seconds / 75 sec CD ( Ultimate )
Characther history : This magnificent warrior camed from Seri Petaling, Rumors about him were scary, horrible. Yet, he is the bravest warrior within the sentinels, although he is quite a coward when he encounters cockroaches looking bugs. His ultimate was learned by listening some sort of tone that someone sended to him.

Name: Xin Han
Status: Quiet, skinny, OkoK La
Height: 175-177cm
Weight: 48-55kg
Hero stats: Strenght: 28
Agility: 35
Intelligence: 35 ( primary )
Hero Type: Intelligence
Movement speed: 300
Skills: Scream - Deals 300 damage with 150 duration damage for 5seconds / 20sec CD
Eternal Blast - Slows target for 80% Deals 25% extra damage by magic / 35sec CD
Dulan ( passive ) - Makes target dulan, adds 50% MS and 40% AS to target
Cabut - Teleports back to own base without delay / 200sec CD

To be contnued...

It's the marvellous iPhone 3Gs! xD

2010-01-15T06:25:00.000-08:00

Hey Guys~

Since all group member are lazy posting and busy DotA-ing,

I will post something intresting =D!

( No, the iPhone its not expensive, I'm not trying to LC u guys, and the black one its free cuz the white one has technical problems )

Its white! =x!

=x!

T.T its black after repairs T.T

Where's my old phoney T.T

Tribute to Miss.ChengMun xD

2010-01-09T07:39:00.000-08:00

Hey guys...

Long time no updates on DDZ.. I m quite busy with school works now...

Since my seniors left me TT..

Blogging is quite rare for me, cuz i m lazy ==

But, this post.. is specially for ChengMun =)
Cuz of her OKU-ness... She is quite friendly =)

Tis is her =) ( Normally xD )

Repost of the OKU song

Have you ever had a feeling
A feeling so down
Wanna stop to be a human being
In this world that’s turning upside down

If that’s what you feel
Never fret or be scared
Cause we will sing you this song that’s real
To show you that we really care

The OKU song
Where we sing all year long
Never will we ever end this
For this is just like a kiss

OKU~
is made of me and you~together we are 2...
OKU~
is the best thing we do~
OKU~
WE LOVE U
OKU~
so yeng like *duuuu*~
OKU~
is as gud as you~

This is our new best friend
To be there at the very end

Her OKU-ness stays forever in our hearts xD

And so on~ -,-

And.. yeah.. ==

Hope you enjoy ur MacBook =) ( i duno wat colour la =,= )

Wish her luck in her new school =) We will miss you =)
Remember belanja me yam cha when u got ur licence xD

Mega Movie Day =P

2009-12-17T08:27:00.000-08:00

As we all think... 21-12-2012
Is just a fictional story =P

We all enjoy fictional stories... Don't we? =P

Especially movies.. I love movies hehe

DDZ's are BORED
THEY MUST FIND SOMETHIN TO DO
GO SOMEWHERE

ENJOY MOVIE!

Great idea...

Mid Valley MEGA KILL (mall)
Very good for starters xD cuz its big, interesting, familiar and awesome xD

Morning, bout 9++ JJ called WeiWei asked him to reach by 11pm...
Dim ji... 11pm called JJ up... still at home O.O! WTF! (nvm la due to other issues =P)

Nvm la... haha
The 3 dulan boys (WeiWei,XH,SiCong) dun know mau buat apa lagi...

Walked to the Cinema Ticket counter... bought 6 tickets for 6 ppl... total of RM72..

Nothing to do oh..
Nvm lo~ makan makan makan~ COEW KUEI TEOW!

Ok lo ok lo... Finally everyone arrived la... haha

Walked around... pet shops.. decos...Phone shops... iPhone is Hot!

TIme about to come... the boys bought loads and loads of POPCORN!
Then walked in.. enjoyed a 2hour cantonese show called Storm Worriors II...

Surprisingly... Inside the cinema room... takde orang punya... soo empty =P

Then after the movie... Nothing to do... walked around Mid Vallyer area and The Garden.. Took loads of photos xD

About 6 or 7, (JJ,Chien&KiatHeng) Went home earlier with JJ's mom driving..

XH,WeiWei and SiCong decided to take the Train back.. it was fun =P many ppl xD

Camp Pengakap 2009 Part 2 (Delayed!) Sry!!

2009-12-02T23:09:00.000-08:00

Right guys... apologize! Our blog was facing some technical problems..

Also some physical problems. =X

Apologize!

Alright alright....

Back to what we're supposed to post months ago xDD

Night Night that time le~ about 8pm.. everyone started building their NEW HOME up IN THE DARK

GOT 5 STAR TOILET.
.5 Star Japanese bed =) (auto provided, macam yes! =.=" )
Food ah.. also 5 star.. got Spicy Chicken for morning breakfast!
Got free unlimited free air conditional tim! Set as 22c to 16c =P syok oh?

Ok la who wanna see our 5Star Home?

Nice leh~ xD

After all the building...And setting's

DaoDao'S and Bravo'S

KENA KICK INTO RIVER WATER!!

no la... all go river there dip feet into cold feet soup =P

Left 6 Dead

OKU!

Feet soup!

THEN WE GO SLEEP! WITHOUT BRUSHIN TEETH!! YEAH!

Then o, During midnight, got some few ppl dun sleep, They cook a famous malaysian drink, Teh O with Ants!

Our best dinner for 3 days 2 nites!! Salty Egg with uncooked rice ==

Then ah semua full jor.... how to sing song play play??? Semua balik sleep looooooooooooooooooooo

2nd morning~ We GO WATERFALL

BLAABLAABLAA

HARI KEBUDAYAAN!!!

LALALA THEN WE GO HOME!!!

== i'm bored lalalallalaallalalalalalalalalala

JunMen's....

Orang OKU

Noodle Party

JJ's Underwear =P

HOLY S*** MEGA MOTHER TR**KING BAD A** LEECH!

The latest, yet most intresting song. The OKU song ( Beta version 8.1 )

2009-12-02T07:36:00.000-08:00

Have you ever had a feeling

A feeling so down

Wanna stop to be a human being

In this world that’s turning upside down

If that’s what you feel

Never fret or be scared

Cause we will sing you this song that’s real

To show you that we really care

The OKU song

Where we sing all year long

Never will we ever end this

For this is just like a kiss

OKU~

is made of me and you~together we are 2...

OKU~

is the best thing we do~

OKU~

WE LOVE U

OKU~

so yeng like *duuuu*~

OKU~

is as gud as you~

This is our new best friend

To be there at the very end

Made by: Ms.ChengMun and Cutie JJ xD ( No offends towards OKU )
For those who doesn't know what does OKU means, heres the meaning ( OKU = Orang Kurang Upayaan )

Camp Pengakap Tahunan 2009

2009-10-21T05:34:00.000-07:00

16th October~
What date is this Scouts?
*CAMPPPP!!!!!*

Yeah correct =P thank god u guys now~

*Yeaaah~*

Okay la okay la...

DDZ , BVC, some members from HSC and VG(VirusGang) with some other scout members embarked on their journey to Sungai Congkak for their 3day 2nigh camp.

About 2:30, the 1st few DDZ arrived at school

(XH and JJ)

Later on, WeiWei and his SiS (XY) from VG arrive at school with a 1/2 metre tall camping bag.

Inside the bag, containing clothes, pants, dai fu, bui min (instant cup noodle), slipper, tooth brush, and the most important and out of this world suggestion, "AIR FRESHENER SPRAY"!!

As soon as everyone arrived at school, semua pengakap masuk baris, like a normal day at a scout meeting.

Then we were group intro 6 patrols, DDZ's patrol consisted of 8 ppl

At first, there were many weird patrol names

Examples:

A patrol named "Genggster"

LMAO man....

Soo damn funny!
GENGGSTER
YOu must say it out and loud, think of their faces, and u will start laughing..

Vania's patrol was named after her

Cuz her name was Vania Wong

it also ment VW

And for ppl who don't know what is VW, its a German car company called VolkSwagen

BVC stuck to their name and named their patrol Bravo!

DDZ copied Patrol VW but named it with another kind of car company

It was Lamborghini, an Italian sport car company.

Itulah list-list ahli-ahli patrol
Lamborghini/NightHawk/Helang

Ketua Patrol yang bernoob-noob :(WeiWei) Chong Kern Wei

Penolong yang saya :tak tao Dah lupa namanya... minta ma`f tuan!!

Ahli-Ahli Patrol :(XH)Lee Xin Han

(JJ)Lee Jia Jung

Dylan Choong

Seow Wai Loke (NarNar)

Pang Kai Shuan

Tam Si Cong

Yeng dao la JJ de face

Anyway... our patrol's name has been renamed 3 times due to incompatibility issues with traditional scout patrol names.

Baik, sekarang kita continue dengan story ni dengan Bahasa Inggrishhhshhshhshshshhshshshshshshshhshshshshshsshshshshsshshshshshshshsshhsshshshshshshshshhshshshshshshshsssshhhhhhhhhshshshshshshshshshshshshsshshshshshshshshshshhsshshsshshshshshshhshshshshshhshs.

Baiknya.

After grouped, Pn.XXX gave her short speech tentang what we gonna do later in the day and safety and blablabla speech~

Dah 4pm++, Bus kita dah sampai. We started loading lots of kitchen and camp EQ.

Eggs, Oil, Gas, Stoves, Bread, Rise, Sugar, Salt, Teh-O, Curry POwder, basically the ENTIRE kitchen was loaded into the bus. Syoknya cakap WanQing dan XY dari VG.

Then came the loading of the bags and stuff.

Before WeiWei loaded his bag into the bus's undercarriage luggage compartment, he dreamed of what his mom told him "don't be a terrorist by putting your air freshener under the bus, it will explode like a bomb...."

He quickly took his air freshener out and placed it in the cabin of the bus.

about 4.30pm++, everyone was sited, the doors shut tight, gear shifted to 1, clutch released, accelerator flat out, brake released, and the bus MOVED like a SNAIL =(

The journey from Sri Petaling to Sungai Congkak took nearly about 1 hour left right.

The day was nice, sunny~ bright~ windy~ birds chirping~

But until the bus arrived at Sungai Congkak... The sky turned black, it started to rain!

Yeng dao la~ lightning boom, struck our bus, everyone looked like Albert EinStein's hair.

No la no la.. no lightning hitting bus... just rain heavily la~

Everyone wet on the 1st day~ banyak syok la~

rushing to shift items and luggage to a nearby shelter, run lai run qu very syok de leh~ in the rain~ muddy floor~!

At first, the DDZ tought everyone was gonna camp here :

Lucky Not.. Actually.. we camped here~ =)

Story Continues 2moro~ stay tuned =)

Mooncake Festival

2009-09-27T20:18:00.000-07:00

26th September... It sounded something like

Mooncake Festival?

Hell yeah, it was our school's Mooncake Festival, held by the Chinese Society.

Been months after waiting, finally its here.
Months before the event, HSC + some Virusgang and some ppl started planning and preparing for the event.

DanGel from HSC asked WeiWei to make a video for the event.
WeiWei thought it will be kinda easy, well his 100% wrong, many challengers ahead that he wasn't aware...

While everyone was busy, WeiWei started shooting videos to introduce the people who worked hard for the event.

After shooting, theres the editing work, he never knew it will take him some time to do alot of the editing.

4 weeks of mass video shooting and editing, finally it was done...

Special thx to DanGel, for helping out with the editing, JJ, XH & XY for giving some ideas.

5pm, more and more people reached the school for the event.

In the beginning, it was something like a scout's camp fire. With explosions, fire, light, some wind, etc etc..

Their very cool idea was to pour Kerosene and burn their "theme logo" (月来月圆).

After dinner, it was the moment WeiWei has been waiting, nervously...

He was so scared it all went wrong, a cool crowd, no laughing.

Thankfully, that din't happen... at least some laughter =) phew..

After all that, it was time for the Chinese Society's play, cowd was kinda cool =X

But atleast some laughter... kinda scary...

Then it was time for the Ultimate BeatBoXx, by Jesper... Damn Pro

Crowd went wild, OMG... Xi Fu... SOo damn pro...

In the end, about 10pm, it ended, everyone went home, DDZ stayed back to help cuz they were waiting for everyone to go mamak.. Happy ending~ blabla

100c Steamboat Madness

2009-09-26T19:23:00.000-07:00

Sry everyone for the past few weeks, our blog has been facing some technical problems.

In result, our blog has been dead for the last few weeks. Really apologize!

Anyway, 4 weeks ago, DDZ™ and The VirusGang (XinYi, WanQing, YeanChi, CheeChean & XiaoHui) went to the 100c Steamboat for a very crazy night (Not wild night, Dun misunderstand)

About 5pm, everybody arrived at the restaurant, WeiWei and his sis were 30mins late, XH was.. forgot what time he came =X jk jk

Anyway, they sat down on a Korean Style Table, Underground feet place and short tables. But that day, there were 10-11 ppl, so we where quickly moved to a normal table. (that kinda Sux.. nvm)

Soon, we started ordering very weird food, all the basic Steamboat food etc etc. But, JJ ordered something very strange, it was brown, sweet and it looked like a fish. We soon knew it was Unagi. Really Sedap.

Our tables were very unique, cuz each person gets their own steamboat pot. So no need to fight, but leh, not so "high". Each person get to set their temperature for their pot. WeiWei went mad and choose 250c, which was the max temperature. Smoke came out, fire nearly started. Ppl call 999, soon the fireman came. But it was a prank call. Actually, dreaming only =X

The VirusGaNg, very creative. Took the fish noodle paste, and made a wonderful looking white colour basic shit shape, complete with pointy sharp top =X

DDZ Even more creative, took their "shit", modified it with peanut souse, looked EVEN more like SHIT!

VirusGang, crazy jor, took their leftover food, made it into a "high class restaurant" punya food, look soo yeng. They also made a smiling mouse noodle thing.

DDZ, crazy liao, ordered 2 Capuchino, 2 Orange juice, and something else. In total, they had ordered RM17 worth of drinks. Really too rich liao =X Eat money =X

Really funny, 1 drink took about 30-1hour's time to reach our table, i know the counter may be abit "fare" away, but.. Thats just too long o.o i mean its just a drink only wad. Not a big lamb.

The whole table was full of burnt stuff, uncooked stuff, undercooked stuff, overcooked stuff, yellow egg-like stuff, shit-like fish noodle stuff, stuff, and human waste stuff (not shit, i mean dead skin and hair)

Soon it was about 10pm if i'm not wrong, 5 hours at the restaurant, it was time to pay the bill.

Recounting the bill took 45mins.

10ppl+mass ordering+i dun know+tax = RM301.90
MONEY NOT ENOUGH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DDZ~

RM7 Capuchino

MierdaLicious Shit-like fish noodles

Wow~ we eat alot~

Spot the differences

Weirdo

Holy-Shit~

VirusGang

VirusGang...

Merdeka? FREED"OO"M

2009-08-31T06:55:00.000-07:00

Yes... Its 2009, also the 52nd year of Malaysian Independence.

Yes~ We are out of British hands. We have our own land. We have our really awesome food from the Malays, Chinese, Indians & other foreign country food.

Yes, as our age, we do enjoy the convenience of local mamak or kopitiam or any great food restaurant.

And also shopping complex and CCs and Roller Arenas or Bowling alleys blablabla.

Happy 52nd Independence to Malaysia. Hope that the political corruption will stop, Najib will think further and WISELY in country development in the future and the present.

And from the DDZ and other students in this country, WE pray and hope that the minister of education won't make anymore stupid decisions anymore.

ALSO, LOWER the TAX PRICE FOR EVERYTHING LA wtf... =.= soo expensive how to buy? how to make money? how to marry and have stable life? how to go enjoy life? how to kao lui? how to help the country? lol
(But for now, this really ins't important)

But never the less
The DDZs wishing you
HAPPY MERDEKA MALAYSIA!

May Malaysia remain peaceful and harmony.

Btw, here is some pictures of the 5 Prime Ministers of Malaysia of the past 50 Years
XD

And for some reason, the picture of Dr.Mahathir Looks ALOT like my dad o.O

(This post is kinda.. lol i dun know xD)

Holiday? anyone? lol

2009-08-25T05:55:00.000-07:00

Its the holidays again, and i can tell you this post is nothing but a bored boy sitting on his hotel bed in Kuching suffering from the slow wifi.

Well people, you've guessed it. I'm bored, i have no life, thats why i'm wasting my time and your time (if you are reading this) LOL. Anyway i know this ain't funny, and it will never be,

Anyway just an update to let you guys know we are still alive and not dead yet (touchwood touchwood).

JJ now i'm guessing as we speak is out side eating.
Xin Han should be having his holidays at his grannis's house.

WeiWei is now, as we speak sitting on his bed wasting his time typing typing typing and wasting your time. LoL.

I'm sorry if i've wasted your time but thank you soo much for reading this... hahahahahaha.

Another LOL episode of..The Relaxation Chapther 1

2009-08-16T09:00:00.000-07:00

Finally...i've got to post this post. Thx to our Professional Camera Man a.k.a

Chong Kern Wei got a lot of funny pics perhaps? Ok, time for the

flashback~~

It all started on a rainy day... When i was still in car4 cutting

my yucky hair...WeiWei called... He told me that he will be reaching my

house abt half an hour... But since my momma is doin her "hair treatment"..so i when to fetch Kiat Heng..(New Member) He walked from his home to Carefour!

He was standing at the opposite side of the road...Lambo's, Bugatti's, Porshe, Ferrari, Rubbish Truck, DBKL lorry, Tilam vendor lorry, Dog, Cat,

Human,

Machine, Dust, Michael Jackson and watever passed through the road... Its extremely dangerous.. He get ready..then he............crossed the road. ( of course

he does that)
After fetching him, we went to Station Kopitiam to have some drinks or watever ( we dont encourage u to go there, they take 20mins to get 3 drinks) All of a sudden... we say 'HIM'
(OMG!!!! IZIT TRUE?! YES!!! IS HIM!!!!) OMG!!! its 'HIM'!!! his aura was to powerful...i can fell the presence of him even by a metre... Who is h

e???? He is.

.... Yap Yu Hon! Why is he so special?? Well he is our class joker...his jokes

make u laugh even wh

en u forget abt it...Yap Yu Hon is known as.. Ms.Pink, The Joker, Jolin Tsai, Mr.Tall Guy, Yu Hon? o.O, 'Kang Kang', Yap and 神仙哥哥..After that long tr

ip to that Kopitiam (LOL) We called Chien ( Which is our new member too)...It was damn funny when i called him...His crab got lost == According to Chien or ChienChien, Cuddly, Mr.cutey, Jun Chien watever... He said that he bought 6 crabs...then i of the crabs were taken away by E.T's...(Wtf...)

Now, WeiWei and XH is waiting at the lobby of my condo for 30minutes...Then, something bad happened...Its raining.... It broke our pla

ns!! our drea

m! our destiny!!! our watever!!!But it stopped instantly when we swim...==

Ladies and Gentleman...This is...Our NerD Family!! (Vie

wer's Discretion is advised)

OMG!!! IT BURNS MY EYES!!!

I'm very sorry for some disturbing PicS.. now. Tis are the Freestyle'S

Look At His Hair!!! (Looks like Dai Lou!!!)Sorry guys...For putting this post dead so damn long... Today i m gonna finish it now, 19.58

sharp.

As i was saying...We jumped down from 13floor to the swimming pool, and we kinda have some fun, under Mr.WeiWei's guidance for how to take of ur normal attire we managed to take of our T-Shirts LOL... The Sky was Dark..Strong winds were blowing...Human

s are running back home.. Onli the extremely crazy 5 members of DaoDaoZai went to the swimming pool...
After some bla bla bla chit chat.. We went for some crazy 100% Home Make, Non-Edited video's and PicX.. ( These are pure extreme Noob stunt vid's ) Memang Banyak Gila

The same goes for the next few pics..

Cool dudes... Looks like KFC mascot ==
To be continued ( Dotaing)

The Swimming pool: The Death of the Snails and more!

2009-08-15T07:25:00.000-07:00

Like most Sundays, the DDZ's and their friends (Kiat Heng & Jun Chien) will spend most of it at JJ's house Dota-ing or PS2-ing.

But last Sunday, they've decided to do something new. Since there was a swimming pool 13 floors bellow JJ's house, they've all decided to get SEXY. They took off their shirts, followed by their bands, slowly pulled the zip, and made very sexy perverted sounds before they reviewed their secret weapon hiding under their pants. Which is..

(Ready?)

Their swimming pants la, we called it a secret weapon becuz nobody knew what they were wearing. If u read the above, don't get yourself wrong, unless u have a very bien tai ham sap thinking brain. Haha

Anyway, after the DDZ's , Kiat & Chien got sexy, they'd took the lift down 13 floors till they've reached ground 0. While they were inside the lift, they've saw many scary pictures.

A unknown man that looked liked Osama bin Laden, holding a plastic bag, stealing ppl's shoes.

The picture looked dark and scary, WeiWei nearly pied in his pants. But luckily before he pied in his pants, they've reached ground 0, WeiWei quikly ran to the nearby toilet. After he finished his "eehem", he walked to the mini jacuzzi with the other boys.

While they were at the mini jacuzzi, they'd enjoyed the evening drizzle with some Chips.

Then they've got bored, and started making weird hair styles, Kiat Heng styled his hair to look like Rikkimaru (A Dota Hero), the David Beckham's old very very old hairstyle, then he also did an ET hairstlye.

Then, all the DDZ's brain thought of something at the same time. They've told everyone to push their hair flat into their head and make a Cockroach hairstlye (also known as Nerd Hairstyle).

After that, XH remembered something he always sees when he flushes the toilet bowl, what he remembered was the water spinning while the water gets flushed down. So, the boys started spinning around in the mini jacuzzi and made a mini water tornado. It was really alot of hard work to spin around many many many many times.

Then, WeiWei spotted something that really caught his attention, 4 big snails. So he took them and put them into a used Vitagen bottle, and collected more and more and more and MORE SNAILS. First, he made a joy-ride-cruise for the snails in the bottle, then a submarine. Then out of the blue, a yellow unused balloon fell from the sky, WeiWei suddenly went violent. He took all the snails and put them into the balloon. He filled it up with lots of water and drowned the snails. They threw the balloon high high into the sky, and when the balloon hit the floor, all the snails smashed to pieces. But some survived the plane crash. Very PRO SNAILS. Then WeiWei and XH took some nearly dead snails and threw them into the glass window, and splatted everywhere. Like a murder scene xDD Soo yeng xD

After all that, the Boys had their dinner together and cabut home le

These are some satellite images of the boys playing:

The torture of the snails happend here

The boys, After Dinner

The boys having dinner

This is how WeiWei should look when he was in the 1970s

The DDZs in the late 1960s

The Scouts™ Masakan Rimba

2009-08-10T07:26:00.000-07:00

The latest event of The Scouts™ was its very own "Masakan Rimba"
(Also known as "Backwood Cooking")

Days before the "Masakan Rimba" event, the scouts were arrange into a few different groups. Luckily, the DDZ's were arranged into the same group (JJ, XH, Si Cong, Nar Nar (Wei Lok), WeiWei, Theng Xian & Another guy i forgot his name le..i will update this when i find his name out). So they had alot of planning to do.
JJ suggested to bring some chicken for that day, he also planned to buy some fish. And like most of the time, WeiWei always goes mad (in terms of imagination). At first, his very ambitious ideas were to deep fry all the chicken JJ bought like you would normally see on TV, all the big fire burning everywhere, chicken tossing everywhere blablabla... But his ambitious ideas were useless. Becuz 1st, there is no way we can build a stainless steel kitchen in less then 2 hours, and NOBODY has good cooking skills... (too bad...)

Days before the event, early in the cloudy gonna-rain morning, 8a.m. GMT+8, the DDZs and other scout members (Inclouding Hamster, Eddmun, Vania, JunMen, Sze Yin, Ka Shiong, Ting En & NarNar) went wood hunting (= walking a long distance from the school and end up near a housing area with alot of trees and chop some dry dead ones for later burning.) They walked from the school to about a km away. Through the journey, they've encountered many strange creatures.

They've saw dead cats (could be a week ago's body), a dead bird, a dead tree, a dead ant, and some dead rocks, followed with a dead car!

After 2 hours of "wood hunting", it soon started to rain. It was HEAVY. Everyone reached back to school safely but in a wet sweaty manner!

The event started with the traditional way for starting any scout meeting. Jun Men (Our going-to-be scout leader) Commanded :" AWAS! Peeeengakap! SENANG DIRI!" followed by "REHAAAATKAAN DIRI!". As many of the scouts listened to his command, they quickly raised their foot and BOOM in onto the ground. A mini earth quake was created from the force of 60+++ scout feet.

Soon after change into their half uniform, they quickly ran to the school field like "Sakai" (Orang sangat asli) becuz everyone was over excited.

DDZ's team were very new to the "new" way of cooking (old jungle way). Normally at home, they will either push and twist the fire ignition switch like a car and say: " WOW!! BLUE AND YELLOW FLAME!! AAAAAAHHHH!!". Or they will turn on the electric switch and press "On" with no fire but magnetic heat thing and whining jet sounds.

At first, they've saw everyone digging a mini hole into the ground, so they did dug a hole. Then they've saw people moving dried tree brunches to the hole, and so they did that.

Then they've saw people holding a mini box with red or green things sticking on the mini sticks.

They've also saw people scratching those mini sticks against the mini box.

And AMAZINGLY, they've saw FIRE bursting out of the mini sticks!

They've also saw people lighting up the dried tree brunches with the mini burning sticks.

They've copied every step they've seen and WALAH => FIRE!! but it didn't last long. The fire then quickly extinguished itself. So they've repeated the steps for many many many times, and suddenly, XH remembered something he learnt not long ago from his science class. He'd learnt that OXYGEN is needed for combustion. As soon as he tought about that, he and WeiWei and JJ started blowing as much air as possible into the hot brunches, and what did you know, FIRE!

JJ and XH quickly brought there chicken and fish to the nearest water resources to wash the dirt off, while WeiWei covered all his eggs into banana leaves and put them into direct fire. WeiWei at first taught his eggs will burn into black flakes blablabla. But 6 minutes later, he took the eggs back to their eating ground. He unwrapped the banana leaves and burnt his hand. Once the eggs cooled down, he cracked the eggs open. And what he found was astonishing, Hard Egg crust, and Soft egg core. What he really didn't expected but WOW. One words, YENG.

XH also cooked his chicken drum stick under the natural fire, with honey and chicken fat dropping and sizzling into the white hot firewood. It tasted sooo goood, ants started to chase him as soon as they sence the smell of the sweet damn nice chicken.

Hamster's group were cooking a whole chicken. It took about 2hours for it to cook. Even before it was done, everybody stoled a bite of Hamster's sizzling hot tasty chicken.

WeiWei later got abit bored, he took his pen knife out, and started to play CS (Counter Strike). He poked everyone with his sharp knife and annouced that :
"BloodyDeathZ has pwnd Sengod's head for 245 gold!
BloodyDeathZ drew first blood for 200 gold!"

Once everything was cooked, and everyone was done eating, everyone must help cleaning the rubbish they've created.

After all that, Mr.Richard Pang Khai Shuan was awarded with a bunch of badges for finishing his buku log USAHA followed by Sir.Alvin GUN.

After everything was done, everyone changed clothes and went home or eating.

DDZ's later went to have their proper lunch at a nearby local Mamak stall.
As usual, everyone called for a very traditional tasty Meggie Goreng.

What a day!

Pictures:

DDZs drinking Soya BEAN

Hamster made Chicken

Can you spot the fly?

Group photooo

JJ, please don't kill us

Look! flat head! Bien Bien

JJ and Ting Xian Killed somebody

Muushhh33 in action

NarNar's Fishhhyyyy!!! moommmmyyy!

The Girls and their FISH

The forming of the Legends.... (Falling and Reforming) Part IV (FINAL)or 4 or 四 or Empat or Four

2009-08-06T07:19:00.000-07:00

(2/2)

The final few weeks of primary schooling days for the DDZ's were to pass soon. Day by day, time past as the DDZ's had their final few times together at primary school with all their buddies.

It was the school's 2008 Graduation Night, CJ and WeiWei performed their freestyle dance (which kinda crappy but really fun) which they've worked soo hard to practice. But as soon as they started performing, the practices they've done had paid off successfully.

Most of the audience cheered and screamed as CJ ( the leng zai ) and WeiWei performed. CJ had a very gifted talent for dancing, he really made it look good. For WeiWei, he randomly showed something random that TO HIM thinks it looks good, but luckily his moves and action were huge and energetic. At least something worked. (Yeah right..)

The final few minutes of the graduation night was ending with happiness and pure sad missing tears of the eye. As students of 2008's Std6 waved and shaked their teachers and friends. But for some, the night was soo "high", they didn't shed a tear.

It was the final day of primary schooling for everyone and the DDZ's. Everyone was very emotional, for some students, it was the last day they would see each other. Tears of sadness dropped as the students shaked their hands with the teachers for the last time. As for WeiWei, thinking about alot of things that happend in the past. His eyes started to turn red, CJ (which was next to him) tought he had an eye infection. But soon, WeiWei finally dropped a tear to the ground.

It was the final few minutes before the last school bell would have rang. For the boys, they've enjoyed every minute of it. They'd said goodbye to their buddies and hugged them tightly before leaving the school.

At first, all the DDZ boys agreed to chose SMKBBSP as their new secondary school they would go for the near future. But sadly, the leader of DDZ, CJ, had some issues with his passport and some other things, the new school wouldn't let him study there. CJ had no choice but to choose a private school to study in. He chosed Kuan Cheng Private School in the end.

The 3 remaining DDZ boys JJ,XH & WeiWei remain going to SMKBBSP without CJ.

They've lost a leader, but they haven't lost a friend.

JJ, XH & WeiWei knew they wouldn't see CJ for a long time during the new schooling years. But during the holidays, they'd went out together and still hold the greatest "Brudderhood" they'd ever experienced.

During the new year (2009), JJ,XH & WeiWei started their first few days of secondary schooling. But sadly, they'd been arranged into different classes. JJ was put into 1H followed by Si Choong and other class mates from WeiWei's old class. JJ made alot of new friends easily since he had alot to chat about "DoTA" and other great topics.

XH was put into 1D, he was all alone, nobody that he knew there was from his old school. But not long, he started making new friends. But the first few days, it was still hard for him yo get use to the class.

As for WeiWei, he was put into 1E. He didn't know anybody except for a girl from his old school. WeiWei was a boring person and had no good topics to chat about. He was scared of light. He never dared to look into the bright lights coming from the window. It was hard for him to make friends.. Everybody in his class called him "Coolman" and the name sticked with him until now.

But fortunately, some boys approuched him and became friends.

The boys joined The Scouts™, they've made alot of Form4 friends, especially the HSC's (Handsome Club). The DDZ's went camping together at the school for their "ahli" badge. They also went to almost every camp fire that was held at other schools followed by other scouts they know at school.

Together, they reformed DaoDaoZai (DDZ) once again.

LOL act gay

SMK Santosa Campfire

End.

The forming of the Legends.... (Falling and Reforming) Part III or 3 or 三 or Tiga or Tree or whatever.. haha

2009-08-05T07:29:00.000-07:00

(1/2)

In the near ends of 2008, the DDZ's were spending their last Childrens Day they will ever "really" have in their lives. It was the most unforgettable day for everyone Std6. ( DDZ's too! )

Anyway, everyone was hoping for a great start of the day. But unfortunately, for CJ & WeiWei, it wasn't a good started day... But ofcuz, when they first see each other at the crack of dawn of 17th October, they were ofcuz very very happy. Anyway, they didn't really enjoy they first few minutes of the day cuz first, they kena scold by some friends just becuz about 1 chair.. And also becuz their "brudderZ" ( also known as hing dai or DDZ punya member ) weren't in the same class. But anyway, they were also very happy becuz they get to bring phones to school and the teachers didn't really bothered them. (Oh, Cool!) Since WeiWei FINALLY had a cellphone, he was very very excited to bring his shiny new White Sony Ericsson™ K550i Cybershot™ to school and show to ANYONE he possibly can (he had a crappy K200i anyway.. ahah)

At that time, he was very attracted with the 2 Megapixel camera CYBERSHOT™ branding. So, he brought it to school and took blurry pictures he regretted. But still, he envied alot of other student's better cellphones. BUT, the most "ENVIED" phone was CJ's Nokia N81. CJ brought it to school, friends and buddies crouded him, CJ had a sudden feeling of "Glory" as everyone tries to get a piece of his NEW SHINY N81.

Anyway, after all that envying, CJ & WeiWei finally felt bored, and "balik kampung" to their "home town" 6////M (upgraded version of 5////M). When the first opened the door, balloons full of water started dropping on them followed by birthday "sticky glitter stuff" as 6////M's very own version of "The Greeting of the Aliens" (also known as " WOW GUYS!! YOU ARE BACK! WE MISSED YOU!" kind of era..)

While everything seems boring and normal in 6U, which looked like this:

The situation there at 6////M was very different from 6U ( CJ & WeiWei's class ), it had welcoming packet food (Twisties, Cheezles), BIG BIG LOVELY chocolate cakes, LOVELY egg sandwiches (WeiWei's fav), Sparkling Coke or Pepsi or Something black and sugary sweet and soda type liquid and ofcuz, the very traditional "DEEP FRIED HOT OILY LOVELY SMELL GOOD TASTE GOOD OMG I WANNA HAVE A BITE MMMMM I'M LOVING IT" fried chicken. (One word. YENG!)

Also one very unique thing about 6////M's way of celebrating the last children's day was BOOOOOMING REALLY LOUD MUSIC! The class's crappy basic computer speakers did well, they were loud enough, but not enough tremble and bass, so it wasn't that energetic, BUT WHO CARES?! MUSIC ROCKSASS MAN! The class looked something like this:

The boys enjoyed themselves with many jokes, laughs, man talks, boy talks, girl talks, ham sap ye, ham sap talks, traditional ham sap crotch grabbing, and lots more~

When it was time to go to the hall, the boys went back to their respective classes to packup everything they've left in the class. And when they've reached the hall, they wanted to sit together but too bad the teachers won't let them. Anyhow, the boys communicated via SMS. Before all the performances, traditional there will be alot of crap like speeches and so on blablablabla craps. During that time, WeiWei's very shining momment happend (One of his happiest days alive). A girl from his class (that he liked since the dawn of 2008) SMS'ed him and started chatting, he tought she was trying to find and friend just to chat for fun, but one msg strucked WeiWei's heart deeply with joy, the girl sent "520" (also means "i like you"). WeiWei did not know what to reply and replied "520 2" becuz he was too joyful and sent a crap msg across. But since that day, WeiWei and the girl became very close "uhum.. haha" (until for 5 months later).

It was very unforgettable for everyone, but for the boys of the early DDZ, it will stay in their hearts for ever as long as they live. They had one of the times, that cannot be rewind or repeated, together as one "Brudderhood" for glory, for light, for hope, for friendship, for brothership and for life.

As the clock reached 1p.m. sharp, the school bell rang. It was time for everyone to go home and remember the unforgettable day that happend in their hearts for ever. The boys JJ & XH went back home, while CJ and WeiWei stayed back to practice their "freestyle" dance (kinda crappy but, hey it was really fun!) for the school's 2008 Graduation Night that will be held in a few weeks to come.

(Left to right) JJ, WeiWei, Edwin, Chow yit, Woon Bing, Chia Lok (down)

(Left to right) XH, CJ, Wei Jun

Can you spot the leng lui? haha man man lai
(maybe you cant xD wateveh, good luck!)

(To Be Continued)

The forming of the Legends.... (The Early Members) Part II or 2 or 二 or Dua

2009-08-01T03:58:00.000-07:00

Well since it was a starting of a "new year" (2007), I would say its "old".. BUT whatever..

ANYWAY.. at that time, Choong Shi Jie (or Mr.Tall Guy, or CJ, or Shi Beh, or WinXClubxx) was the class's

most Leng Zai and tallest guy. Everytime when he gets out from his seat or stand up, he will always bump his head on the cealing and make dust fall off and lands on everyone's head. Anyway, he has all the "Must-Need" for being very close to "Mr.Malaysia".
He is Tall, Young (ofcuz he is), Yeng, Cool, Clever, Nice, Talented, Rich, DEEP MANLY VOICE (since he was 10.. if i remember correctly) and a caring person. He also liked to stay healthy and have beautiful skin. He washes his face about 15 times a day (which is very very very very many many many many many times for a young boy xD)

He has all the gadgets a boy would need at that time, except for a PC and an Internet.

Anyway, he should now look something like this :

Lee Jia Jung (also known as Jagung, Gung Lee, CornZ, KornZ, Gung Gung or Ah Gung or NutzrorZ or DeathGod217) was the class's most intelligent boy. But at that time, too bad he wasn't as leng zai as Shi Jie.

He had a "pet pet tou" hear style and was attracted to girls (yeah.. right..)
At that time, since none of us in the class or school ever played "DoTA" ( or Defence of the Ancient)
At that time, he was the best hardcore "DoTA-er" you could ever imagine....
But for now, he is still a pro DoTA player, but not hardcore.. Since his PC lagssss to hell...
He also had cool cars cool gadgets.
By now he should look like this fella :

And there was Lee Xin Han ( also known as The Great Han Ger or Simon or XH or Han Han or HH or Ah Han or lolxofking)

At that time, he was the class's most quite person, a best friend of WeiWei's, and also one of the most intelligent person you could ever imagine.

He was also very tall and had very very outstanding good results, a very cute type of hairstyle.
He is "The Good Boy", friendly, caring, pro DoTA player (now), cool, "OMG I WANNA HUG HIM" Leng Zai. =)
This was a secret spy photo of him :

And last but not least, the trouble make
Chong Kern Wei (Also known as WeiWei or WeiWeiZ or AhWeiZ or Mr.Z, sometimes called Chris or ChriZ or the very new Koala Bear or WuddleZ or Michael Jackon or CuddleZ or BloodyDeathZ)
It was that time, which was the end of the 2006 year-end school holidays, WeiWeiZ was a HARDCORE Mapler, he had a Lv50 IceMage but got band for no reason. So he started a Cleric, he chiong and chiong and chiong until breakfast dun eat, bath dun take bath.
He wanted to chiong his Cleric to Lv50. When school started, he was too busy chiong-ing until he didn't do his homework, study his spelling, and be the badass student of 2007 5M.
At that time, he had an ugly haircut. But for some reason, he had a magical Aura that attracted many girls ( haha yeah right...)
And now, like most of his friends, play DoTA, but he is very noob.. ( hopeless in any way or shape, size, colour, reason, car, human, machine, dog, cat or whatever.. haha)
He should look abit like this :

Or this :

(To Be Continued)

The forming of the Legends.... Part 1

2009-07-30T05:23:00.000-07:00

Ladies and gentlemens, this post is to ppl that hav

been waiting for our newest post...

The forming of the Legends...
This begins wif the 4 of us at a same class during 2007( i'll explain our ex4th member).

We meet 'him' during year 2007.. he was a part of us during tat time, we hang out, sleep, eat, and do watever we do together.
Name list of the old

DaoDaoZai pte ltd
Leader:Choong Shi Jie
Assistant: Chong Kern Wei
Gang's Supervisor: Lee Jia Jung

Gang's Organizer&Planner: Lee Xin Han

Unofficial member: Nicholas Tan

U wanna see our ex-leader?

He is the tallest, so its easy to spot him
(Our organizer is missing)

It all started a cloudy morning with a moon... At our class. is 1st day school reopens, in a new class,
and more nerds are in the class year by year...Our legend ex-lead

er came to chat wif us ( i known him for a year) So he and i went to make some new friends. The first people we bcm frens wif is... Kern Wei the leng zai a.k.a koala bear, he hav long hair, half tucked in uniform, tall, sexy, koalaish and most improtantly... Leng Zai. We walked towards him.. blocking the light of the classroom..Pushing away whoever is tryin to go near him, we knock down tables juz to say 'hi' wif him. His Leng Zai aura is to strong.. a lot of girls tryin to get near him.. but.. he push all of them off the building. The first word

we say to him...
...
is.......
"Hi, nice to meet u "

We bcm frens like this, bt we were not so close during tat time..

Our Leng Zai kern wei!!!

After a few days.. in the class, kern wei introduced Xin Han to us, he was quiet, shy?, cool, Quite unnoticable, always alone, Leng Zai too.. He hav good results, a good boy tat always listen to the teacher and mother, so he is less in trouble.. (We always get in trouble during those days ==)
After knowing Mr.Good Guy a.k.a Xin Han a lots of planning hav been made. We travel across car4, Midvalley, Public toilets, School, canteen...etc...

The Elite members begin their first ever trip to car4...Tis made our friendship even better and we feel more like brothers....(To Be Continued)

Hari KoKo~

2009-07-20T19:58:00.001-07:00

Last Saturday~ which is 18th July guaaa, i also not very sure hahaha. Anyway, is our school's harikoko (To the gui lao in western countries, Hari KoKo is our errmm... actually its our school's Co-Curriculum Carnival)

So, the three of the very new DaoDaoZai's (WeiWei,JJ & XH), helped with TheWarGame™

Early in the morning which i think was about 6:30am, the 3 of us came to school with a

sleepy but excited face, the school's Sound System Team played songs troughout the whole day,

but the first song was really really touching to WeiWei in a BIG way, they'v really paid tribute to

Micheal Jackson and played Billie Jean!

As soon as they started playing, DaoDaoZai's WeiWei started dancing like MJ,

(lol) the Crotch Grabbing thing. Haha, he was crazy..~

When the games started, DaoDaoZai help out a little.
In front of the war game, is the town best selling milkshake store!!!!

Wat's the name of it? Lot 10! they sell milkshake along with ice sticks?(Duno how to write xD)
the milkshake taste kinda like Mc Donalds, Mc Flurry... Yum..They blend vanilla ice cream along wif high calcium milk, kit kat, nuts?, chocalate, milk, etc etc....
Ok... back to the war game... when we started to Open our stall,
it was quite quiet there..since our stall is behind the bengkel...But slowly, our first customer was..
form1 students tat r not afraid of water, they played early in the morning abt 9am..
Well...nw i will skip to 12-1pm since tat is the time we had most customers..
We all started to get crazy, bcs we r goin in the "war zone" to disturb ppl like spayin ppl wif Big Daddy water gun!! Theres a picture for proof xD then throw water ballons at people, hide inside boxes to shoot people or covering people wif a bucket ( onli JJ does tat) We've been kacao-ing the players alot until some of them think tat we r retarted (which was what we are supposed to do haha)

and

being perverts like using water balloons as "B**ps"! Most of the "B**p" thing was done by WeiWei.

HSC's XXX member also played with the fake balloon "B**ps" with WeiWei. In the end, everone were very exhausted, tired, thirsty, hungry, HoT,and reli reli wet!
Then, our Leader TomMy said the "ice sticks" was now officially free.. everyone rushed into bengkel like retarded peoples as if there were Michael Jackson in there...then tryin to get all the "ice sticks" (i wonder if they could finish them all...i think there r still a 100 over left ==) Then, JJ rushed home to catch the Manchester United's Asia Tour which is held at the Bukit Jalil National stadum By having a friendly match with our national footmall team "Malaysia X1"
But sadly, he didnt make it, instead having his butt sunburned xD

We also celebrated with a simple but very relaxing and enjoyful
"ice feet spa"
We actually pour ice all over the grass and then step on it,
really relaxing way~

Everything went as planned (I think.. haha)
Ice Spa

Smelly salted socks and shoes

WeiWei and the HSC's

Sexy C cups

JJ! Big daddy water gun!

1st post in DaoDao?? =.=

2009-07-15T23:00:00.000-07:00

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2009-07-15T20:12:00.001-07:00

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